and don't hesitate to admire
a 10 walking with her curves in full swag mode.
she steps up to the bar rail and twirls her curls
and even the gay men in the back
take notice of her.
she gets fat,
maybe squeezes out a few kids,
but still takes the rail with the same moxy.
i'd buy another round to hear her sing karaoke.
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i guess the brewers were willing to trade brett lawrie
because rickie weeks existed.
weeks was the number 2 overall pick back in 2003.
weeks still holds the highest career batting average in ncaa history.
.473 at southern university.
you can say what you want about "level of competition,"
but southern u. is division 1 and
even if it wasn't.
even if it was whiffel ball united,
.473 is a monster number
because there are always 8 fielders waiting for a batted ball.
weeks slumped for the first half of the 2012 season and then some,
but then he turned it on in the second half and then some.
i'll take my chances with weeks now and forever.
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